Quiz night, Frank Ifield and a very Tricky Customer

quotescover-JPG-60Years ago a very tricky customer on my one man bus gave me seventy pence in penny coins for his bus fare. He thought this was pretty funny at first but I can be just as tricky so I gave him seventy penny tickets in return. He wasn’t amused.

I was tempted to save that gem to the end of the blog to finish with something of a bang, but what the heck, using it at the beginning enables me to link one tricky customer to another and to explain further, I’m referring to Mike, our very tricky pub quizmaster.

Mike runs the quiz night at the Lord Derby in St Annes. Liz and I are not accomplished quiz people but between us we have a fair knowledge of most things and when it comes to music we both have our ‘specialist’ areas. Mine is the 1980s and Liz is pretty good with the 1970s. Neither of us are that great with the sixties though (we’re both far too young) but it’s even harder when you have a tricky quiz master to contend with.

The quiz starts off as usual with the picture round. Twenty five pictures of famous and not so famous people and always portrayed in the picture sheet at their very worst so as to make it so much harder to guess who they are. I have to say we are pretty good at this round but there are always the problem faces and sometimes we have to barter with other teams (tell me number four and I’ll tell you number fifteen!)

On one occasion I was foxed by a picture of a football manager but I was pretty certain he was an Italian. I texted my friend Andy ‘Tell me some Italian football managers who manage a UK team!’ Andy gave me various options, none sounded right but I chose one. The guy turned out to be Jose Mourinho, a football manager from Portugal! Sometimes, no knowledge at all is better than a little! Oh well, another point lost.

The next part is the music quiz. Ten decades and two tracks for each decade. Our quiz master will usually give us a bit of a clue so he’ll throw in two numbers to help us with the years. Now on the particular occasion I want to talk about he gave us 1 and 7 so the first year would be 1961, the next 1967 then 1971 and so on. Now, and this is pretty important, Mike mentioned that as usual, the year he is after is the year of highest chart placing. Starting to get a hint of his trickiness? I thought so!.

We quickly identified the two sixties tracks, Del Shannon and the hit single ‘Runaway’ and the Kinks with ‘Waterloo Sunset.’

So, all the sixties tracks out of the way so we could concentrate on the others and in this endeavour we usually invite John and Kurt, two young guys in their twenties to our table for their up to date music knowledge. (You can see how ruthless we are!)

Frank Ifield

Frank Ifield

However, our wily quiz master had set a trap because the final track he played was another sixties release, Frank Ifield and the yodelling song! We should have been ready for it really because, as I’ve said, Mike made much of the importance of the year of highest chart placing, however, we were snookered. I personally thought Runaway had been a re-release and we changed our answers but the sad truth is that Frank Ifield’s single ‘She taught me how to Yodel’ was re-released in 1991 and was a bigger seller then than in the sixties.

Oh well, no barrel of ale on that occasion. We’ll be back next Thursday for another shot.


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Music and the Fifty Year old Teenager

800px-nadelaufplatteMany years ago in my mid-teens I was in Manchester doing pretty much what I have always done, then and now, whenever I have free time on a Saturday, either looking at records in a music store or looking at books in a book shop.

In 2014 there are not many record stores left; the whole culture of buying records is a different ball game these days, downloading instead of taking home a hard physical copy. You might be thinking hey: haven’t we had this blog already? Yes but the other day I went on to talk about James Dean, today I want to carry on with music.

As a teenager Saturday afternoons meant one thing to me, going into town, probably Manchester, and flipping through records and books. I was a big music fan and back in the seventies and eighties singles were marked down in price as soon as they dropped out of the charts and vultures like me were there to buy up cheap records. I started buying singles in 1973 and the last one I bought must have been in the late eighties. I wish I knew which record it was. In the eighties I started buying picture singles which were singles in clear vinyl with a picture running through. My favourite is probably Alexi Sayle singing ‘Hello John, got a new motor’ which comes in the shape of a Ford Cortina With Alexi Sayle on the bonnet.

The day came, probably sometime in the nineties, when the pop charts had become a mystery to me, singers and bands were in there that I’d never heard of with records I had no interest in buying. Just then, almost like a thief in the night, vinyl disapeared and the CD era began.

In the box room at my Mum’s house are four or five boxes of my singles, another box of LP’s and a two boxes of 12 inch singles which started out in the eighties as a single but with a longer or different mix or sometimes with an extra track. The strange thing is, my teenage counterparts in 2014 probably have a similar size collection only without the physicality. A huge stack of music kept on a hard disc or MP3 device, kept forever in cyberspace. I like my vinyl records, I like the smoothness of the plastic, the static electricity, the album covers, the sleeve notes (can anyone really read the sleeve notes on CDs written in that tiny writing?) and the inserts. I still have all the booklets that came with Elton John’s Captain Fantastic and the Brown Dirt Cowboy and I so wish I’d written the lyrics to that Cliff Richard song, ‘Wired for Sound’; power from the needle to the plastic.

I’m not much of a downloader but I do have a shed load of CD’s I’ve picked up over the years and I’ve gradually started to use my MP3 player, especially on holiday and I even have fun making up playlists just like in the old days when I’d copy my vinyl singles onto cassette tapes.

Sometimes I wonder if I’ve really changed at all from the teenager I used to be. .


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Top 100 all time Favourite Singles

OK, it’s a bit flippant but hey, we all love music and here are my top 100 favourite tracks of all time. Check them out or download the very nerdy excel file here: 100besttracks

  1. Yesterday.                                                                 The Beatles
  2. You ain’t seen nuthin’ yet.                                          Bachman Turner Overdrive
  3. One of These Nights.                                                  The Eagles
  4. Come up and see me                                                  Cockney Rebel.
  5. Night Fever                                                               Bee Gees
  6. Goodbye yellow Brick rd                                             Elton John
  7. Young Americans                                                       David Bowie
  8. Billie Jean                                                                 Michael Jackson
  9. American Pie                                                             Don McLean
  10. Into the Groove                                                         Madonna
  11. Riders on the Storm                                                  The Doors
  12. Bette Davies Eyes                                                     Kim Carnes
  13. You’re so vain                                                           Carly Simon
  14. Killing me softly with your song                                  Roberta Flack
  15. Baker Street                                                               Gerry Rafferty
  16. I’m not in love                                                          10CC
  17. Sexual Healing                                                         Marvin Gaye
  18. December 63                                                            The Four Seasons
  19. Walking In Memphis                                                   Mark Cohn
  20. How Long                                                                 Ace
  21. Superstition                                                              Stevie Wonder
  22. Don’t fear the reaper                                                 Blue Oyster Cult.
  23. The Way it is                                                            Bruce Hornsby and the range.
  24. The Power of Love                                                    Huey Lewis and the News.
  25. My Sweet Lord                                                         George Harrison.
  26. Changes.                                                                    David Bowie
  27. Lay Lady Lay.                                                           Bob Dylan
  28. All right Now                                                            Free
  29. Go your Own Way.                                                    Fleetwood Mac
  30. Dreamer.                                                                 Supertramp.
  31. I’ve got the music in me.                                          Kiki Dee
  32. Walking in rhythm                                                    Blackbirds
  33. The Hustle                                                                Van McCoy
  34. Get Back.                                                                 The Beatles
  35. Why                                                                          Carly Simon
  36. Killer Queen.                                                             Queen.
  37. Steppin’ out                                                              Joe Jackson
  38. The Story In your Eyes                                             Moody Blues
  39. Get here                                                                 Oleta Adams
  40. Angie baby                                                                Helen Reddy
  41. Run too fast, fly too high                                           Janis Ian
  42. Do it again                                                                Steely Dan
  43. September                                                                Earth, wind and fire
  44. Clean up woman                                                      Betty Wright
  45. Gypsies, tramps and thieves.                                    Cher
  46. Horse with no name                                                America
  47. Midnight train to Georgia                                          Gladys Knight and Pips
  48. Have you seen her?                                                 The Chi Lites
  49. Fire and rain                                                             James Taylor
  50. Young Hearts run free.                                           Candi Statton
  51. Smooth Operator                                                     Sade
  52. Nineteen.                                                                   Paul Hardcastle
  53. Marlene on the wall                                                 Suzanne Vega
  54. If you love somebody –set them free                        Sting.
  55. Made in England.                                                    Elton John
  56. Listen to what the man said                                   Wings
  57. The pino colada song.                                             Rupert Holmes.
  58. Big Yellow taxi.                                                        Counting Crows.
  59. A Thousand miles                                                   Vanessa Carlton.
  60. Desiderata.                                                                Les Crane.
  61. I shot the sheriff                                                        Derek and the Dominoes.
  62. Boogie on Reggae woman                                      Stevie Wonder.
  63. Time in a bottle.                                                       Jim Croce
  64. I’m Mandy, fly me                                                   10CC
  65. Gonna make you a star                                           David Essex
  66. Stay with me till dawn.                                           Judie Tzuke.
  67. It’s too late.                                                                Carole King.
  68. Alone again (naturally)                                           Gilbert O Sullivan.
  69. Loves Theme.                                                           Love unlimited Orchestra.
  70. The Living Years.                                                     Mike and the Mechanics.
  71. If you could read my mind.                                   Gordon Lightfoot.
  72. Axel F (theme from Beverly Hills Cop)                    Harold Faltermayer.
  73. Never let her slip away                                           Andrew Gold.
  74. Ride like the wind                                                   Christopher Cross.
  75. Answer me.                                                               Barbara Dickson.
  76. Leaving on a jet plane.                                            John Denver.
  77. Wired for sound.                                                      Cliff Richard.
  78. Golden Brown.                                                         Stranglers.
  79. Dancing in the moonlight.                                      Toploader.
  80. Chinese way.                                                            Level 42
  81. Looking for Linda.                                                   Hue and Cry.
  82. Reggae Tune.                                                            Andy Fairweather-Lowe.
  83. Where do you go to my lovely?                               Peter Sarstedt.
  84. Brown Sugar.                                                            Rolling Stones.
  85. Give me the night.                                                   Randy Crawford.
  86. Dolce Vita.                                                                Ryan Paris.
  87. Missing.                                                                     Everything but the girl.
  88. Baby I’m a want you.                                               Bread.
  89. License to kill.                                                          Gladys Knight and the pips.
  90. Car Wash.                                                                  Rose Royce.
  91. Pick up the pieces.                                                   Average White band.
  92. Can you feel the force?                                            Real Thing.
  93. Friends.                                                                      Shalamar.
  94. Stuck in the middle with you.                               Stealers Wheel.
  95. Down Town.                                                             Petula Clark.
  96. Video killed the Radio star.                                   Buggles
  97. January, February.                                                   Barbara Dickson.
  98. Only you.                                                                  Yazoo.
  99. Moon River                                                               Andy Williams.
  100. The Look of love.                                                     Dusty Springfield.

 

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  1. Stay                                                                 Lisa Loeb
  2. Do you know the Way to san Jose            Dionne Warwick
  3. Start Me Up                                                   Rolling Stones
  4. Allen Town                                                   Billy Joel

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